Dylan McDermott is showing off what he’s got in Ryan Murphy’s new scary-as-all hell-series, American Horror Story. We got a big glimpse of McDermott naked and he was shown pleasuring himself in front of a window of the haunted house his psychotherapist character has recently moved into with his family. Talk about first impressions.

“You have to go all the way,” the 49-year-old actor, most famous for his starring role in the legal drama The Practice, recently talked about the risqué scene. “You look like an idiot if you go halfway.” He certainly doesn’t look like an idiot to me.